People often say, albeit less so more recently, that Bitcoin is "funny" money and isn\u2019t "real" money like the US dollar.\u00a0 One can only laugh at such absurdities but it is important, if we\u2019re ever going to achieve mass adoption, that we understand and debunk the basis for such opinions. The core of the problem lies in the complete lack of understanding of economics by many people.\u00a0 This, to a certain extent, is owed not only to the complexity of the language used in economics, but also to the cluelessness of the modern economist. For example, Paul Krugman, renowned former economic advisor to the Reagan administration and winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics, states in his New York Times article\u00a0that\u00a0"Bitcoin, by contrast, has no intrinsic value at all." Krugman couldn\u2019t say Bitcoin has "no value," for he would clearly be wrong by a margin of $110B (the current market cap of Bitcoin). He is careful to qualify his assertion with the equivocal term "intrinsic," which to the average reader comes across as erudite, thus lending the article credibility. But the economist-turned-spindoctor is comparing Bitcoin to the US dollar, which in his own words is a "fiat currency."\u00a0 Dollars have no intrinsic value either! It\u2019s only natural that a simpleton\u200a\u2014\u200afeeling unprepared to debate the fallacy of the author\u2019s juxtaposition\u200a\u2014\u200asimply quits thinking and just accepts his opinion, for clearly these lofty matters are above his pay grade. The tragedy in the narrative is that the perplexing language used by Krugman is designed to obfuscate. It\u2019s merely sophistry aimed to confuse the easily confused, which allows him to propound the mythology of the US dollar as real. But the real problem isn\u2019t just that Krugman is clever with words, or that he has a liberal agenda aimed at supporting the welfare state (which requires a continued belief in fake money). It is that, despite all his accolades, he does not truly understand the nature of money. Socialism does not work. It cannot work for the simple reason that it does not respect property, and money is deeply rooted on the notion of property. Paradoxically, the US\u200a\u2014\u200athat self-proclaimed bastion of capitalism\u200a\u2014\u200aseems to adore socialists like Krugman who, in his own words idealises state theft as virtuous: "It was, in a way, strange for me to be part of the Reagan Administration. I was then and still am an unabashed defender of the welfare state, which I regard as the most decent social arrangement yet devised." Having accused the good professor of casuistry, let\u2019s properly address the question of whether bitcoin has intrinsic value by examining the term "intrinsic."\u00a0 The Cambridge dictionary gives us the American Standard Language sense of this word which (given Krugman\u2019s nationality) is how the word is intended: intrinsic (in\u02c8trinzik)\u00a0adjective \u2022 basic to a thing, being an important part of making it what it is Bitcoin has a number of characteristics that make it valuable and that are inextricable from the system given its design: \tIt is decentralised\u200a\u2014\u200athis is valuable because it makes the system trustworthy. By not relying on a single party to keep the accounting books, fraud is impossible \tIt has a finite supply\u200a\u2014\u200avaluable because it implies scarcity, which creates competition for it and encourages participants to hold the coin, ergo its practicable use as a store of value \tIt is superbly transmissible\u200a\u2014\u200avaluable because it can be sent instantly, anywhere on the planet, at close to zero cost, and people do actually need to send money to others \tIt is autonomous\u200a\u2014\u200avaluable because it represents a wholly contained system that operates independently of the panoply of indecipherable rules and draconian legislation of today\u2019s world \tIt is singular\u200a\u2014\u200awhich means there is only one version of the truth \tIt is transparent\u200a\u2014\u200awhich means every person in the world can ascertain that truth with his\/her own eyes \tIt is secure\u200a\u2014\u200athe system features the best security ever devised in history, which prevents the abuse of governments in appropriating wealth by way of taxes and confiscation. it also cannot be stolen \tIt is pseudonymous\u200a\u2014\u200awhich means that an owner\u2019s identity remains private, a fundamental aspect of a free society (which I think everyone would agree is valuable) Of course, Bitcoin also bears a kind of intrinsic value readily acknowledged by economists:\u00a0 its cost of mining.\u00a0 It takes a monetary investment to produce a Bitcoin, and as with gold, no producer will sell Bitcoin for less than it costs to mine, thus giving it a base (intrinsic) monetary value. In fact, I could go on listing intrinsic qualities of Bitcoin that make it valuable (it is fungible, divisible, durable, portable, et cetera), but I think I\u2019ve made my point: Krugman is wrong, and is either ignorant or duplicitous. Though I rather suspect the latter, given his comment that: "What makes cryptocurrencies different from ordinary bank accounts, which are also nothing but digital records, is that they don\u2019t reside in the servers of any particular financial institution. Instead, a Bitcoin\u2019s existence is documented by records distributed in many places." This suggests he\u2019s familiar with the underlying structure and could ascertain the enormous intrinsic value of that one feature alone.\u00a0 But clearly he doesn\u2019t. Krugman is no doubt an easy target and in the company of a host of sycophants like Nouriel Rubini, Jamie Dimon and Warren Buffett, who have taken similar positions. When one considers that none of the characteristics listed above apply to the US dollar, the inescapable conclusion is that Bitcoin simply is better money.\u00a0 In fact, I\u2019ll go so far as to say: Bitcoin is the only real money in the world today Bitcoin is no longer alone in this capacity\u200a.\u00a0 There is now a proliferation of new cryptocurrencies, most of which are also real\u200a.\u00a0 The key point is that these currencies are differentiated from those issued by sovereign governments, which are fiat. The term "fiat" is derived from the Latin faci\u014d ("to make"), and is generally translated as \u201clet it be done\u201d\u200a\u2014\u200ain other words, it\u2019s a decree. A fiat currency exists merely because some entity deemed as sovereign ordered it so. The basis for decree is law, which is to say, violence\u200a\u2014\u200ano man obeys an order unless threatened into compliance by force. In other words, fiat currencies are creatures of the legal system and exist by virtue of organized violence. However, though the violence is real enough, law is not\u2026 not in the sense that mathematics is real. What makes math real is that it\u2019s an expression of the real world, whereas law exists for men only as a superimposition on the world\u200a\u2014\u200aas a parallel universe. Math exists independently of the decree of any sovereign; any government can order that a(b+c) ab + ac be considered false (because governments can dictate human behavior, to some extent) but the reality of the statement is immutable, just like the Bitcoin Blockchain. What makes Bitcoin real is that it\u2019s a creature of mathematics. All of its constructs, whether or not ever implemented, are the result of incontrovertible facts about the world we live in, and its existence remains, irrespective of whether made illegal by any government. When I hear people call Bitcoin \u201cfunny\u201d money, I think they\u2019re exactly right. It is funny. It is a joke, and those of us who hold it are laughing at the expense of those who think it\u2019s funny. Next time you hear anyone deride Bitcoin this way, please point out the fact that the joke is on them!